Since we're all here, I'd like to establish a few things:
I've never liked Conan O'Brien and I'm not about to start. Yes he got a raw deal, yes he's been classy about it, but I still think he's a slacker idol who encouraged everyone to act like they already knew everything and they felt superior enough to make fun of anything.
I've never heard an entire song by Lady Gaga. Nothing against but I'm not rushing to. She sounded good on Gossip Girl that time.
Yes, I love Gossip Girl.
I've never seen Mad Men. I will. Alright?
It's "Trekkie." "Trekker" sounds like a shoe.
Things I don't want to know about the continuing tragedy in Haiti: Which celebrities are helping. How volunteers who have arrived there feel. Further confirmation about piles of bodies. Each new survivor's story. Whether Anderson and Dr. Gupta are going to do an album ... okay, well, maybe I'd buy that album, but you get the point.
Yes, I say "album."